Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

SHUT UP DUDES

I swear to Christ, and God help me when I end up agreeing with the common wisdom at Pandagon, but American men are the whiniest, most entitled bunch of bullshit crybabies I've ever seen. (I would add "white" and "conservative", but I'm guessing that goes without saying.) No wonder we can't win a war anymore. Women finally get the kind of social clout where they can demand options of the sort that men have enjoyed for centuries, and all of the sudden there's a fucking Gender Crisis that threatens to destroy the sexual fabric of our entire civilization. I know I've done my share of bitching, but at my worst I was never as pitiful, self-serving, and delusionally hostile as these stoneless cumsacks. For all their longing for a simpler time, these comically bitchy creatures are purely modern concoction: faced with the travails that so vex them, Robert Mitchum would have just shrugged and ordered another whiskey, while these self-congratulatory charity cases spend all their time whinging on the internet and palling around with like-minded groups of oblivious shitheels. Life is not The Sims, where you get pussy just for brushing your teeth and talking about bicycles for three minutes. If this is what the dating scene is like these days, I look forward to decades of lonely decay. I don't usually offer this advice, since it's pretty general and not often that useful, but Jesus Christ, fellas: GET OVER YOURSELVES.

In other news, another of my ill-mannered yawps has been selected to go in the LiveJournal 10th anniversary commemorative "book". What I am supposed to do about that is unclear, but it appears to be the truth.
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