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WILLIAM: All them politicians are just bums. They oughtta run the whole bunch of them out of town and start with a new bunch, from the president on down.

ME: Haven't there ever been any presidents you liked?

WILLIAM: I liked Lyndon Baines Johnson. He was the greatest president we ever had.

ME: Why's that?

WILLIAM: Because he sent me to Vietnam two times and tried to kill me, but I snuck back every time, and I'm still alive.

ME: And where's LBJ?

WILLIAM: He's in the grave! (evil laugh)

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shashalnikya
Oct. 4th, 2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
This conversation wins.
johnnylemonhead
Oct. 5th, 2009 12:04 pm (UTC)
The juxtaposition of this conversation with that user pic is awesome.
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