Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Conversation with my uncle William, 10/04/09, 12:42PM

WILLIAM: All them politicians are just bums. They oughtta run the whole bunch of them out of town and start with a new bunch, from the president on down.

ME: Haven't there ever been any presidents you liked?

WILLIAM: I liked Lyndon Baines Johnson. He was the greatest president we ever had.

ME: Why's that?

WILLIAM: Because he sent me to Vietnam two times and tried to kill me, but I snuck back every time, and I'm still alive.

ME: And where's LBJ?

WILLIAM: He's in the grave! (evil laugh)

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