Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Your KILL is on my list!

I have never ever seen an episode of Murder, She Wrote, nor do I intend to. But I am sort of obsessed with the episode titles, which are a goofy combo of men's adventure and '70s cheese elements. Here are my 20 favorites. Yes, these are all real.

1. "Alma Murder"
2. "Coal Miner’s Slaughter"
3. "Corned Beef & Carnage"
4. "The Corpse Flew First Class"
5. "Death By Demographics"
6. "Doom with a View"
7. "Film Flam"
8. "Hooray for Homicide"
9. "Menace, Anyone?"
10. "Murder at a Discount"
11. "Murder of the Month Club"
12. "Murder Takes the Bus"
13. "One Good Bid Deserves a Murder"
14. "Paint Me a Murder"
15. "Showdown in Saskatchewan"
16. "Simon Says, Color Me Dead"
17. "Something Foul in Flappieville"
18. "To the Last Will I Grapple with Thee"
19. "Unauthorized Obituary"
20. "We’re Off to Kill the Wizard"
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  • HONK

    If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.

  • I'm too stoned to give a full accounting

    I went to Austin this weekend. As you may know, my beloved first-generation iPod, Misty II, fatally deceased herself recently, and I got a new 80G…

  • Notes from a day

    * Stringing a crossbow is usually considered a two-man job. But when one of the two men is me, the other man is unnecessary. Also, it is possible to…