Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

MONDAY POLL OF DESTRUCTION

We haven't had one of these in a while...

Poll #1482931 Critical End of Decade Poll Time is Now

Yes, this is truly a golden age for...

television
1(1.4%)
indie rock
0(0.0%)
social networking
1(1.4%)
video gaming
0(0.0%)
medical robots
1(1.4%)
king snakes
1(1.4%)
having an app for that
1(1.4%)
Asperger's Syndrome
9(12.9%)
pornography
1(1.4%)
womens' shoes
0(0.0%)
unusual soda flavors
1(1.4%)
my vagina
0(0.0%)
unemployment
0(0.0%)
ways to make coffee not taste like coffee
0(0.0%)
ways to make non-coffee taste like coffee
0(0.0%)

2009 is/is not the last year of the 2000s.

I am an idiot, and it is.
3(4.4%)
I am a pedant, and it is not.
20(29.4%)
I have no dog in this fight, you horrible nerds.
45(66.2%)

I am going to make the following my personal crusade in 2010:

preventing people from using the word "retarded" to describe things that are not retarded people
9(13.2%)
preventing people from using the word "ghetto" to describe things that are not ghettoes
6(8.8%)
mocking vegans
4(5.9%)
scolding non-vegans
1(1.5%)
taking some position or another about "South Park"
3(4.4%)
going on some sort of "spree"
11(16.2%)
impregnating someone
4(5.9%)
becoming impregnated
2(2.9%)
becoming impregnable
21(30.9%)
finding new and exciting drugs to abuse
7(10.3%)

My favorite fictional caveman is:

Captain Caveman
5(7.2%)
Fred Flintstone
8(11.6%)
the GEICO caveman
1(1.4%)
Anthro
1(1.4%)
Ringo Starr in "Caveman"
0(0.0%)
Alley Oop
6(8.7%)
Kong the Untamed
0(0.0%)
Encino Man
3(4.3%)
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
11(15.9%)
Raquel Welch in a fur bikini
20(29.0%)
Lok from "The Inheritors"
0(0.0%)
Mighty Mightor
1(1.4%)
Eegah
7(10.1%)
Og
4(5.8%)
other (see Comments)
2(2.9%)

Who should win Time Magazine's Man Of the Year?

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