Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

What a lucky man he was

So, it's Friday the 13th! Who's feelin' lucky? I know I'm not. I just ate a patty melt off the roach coach at work that contained about 3 pounds of salt. If my bloated, purple-red corpse is found slumped in front of the computer later today, that patty melt is the cause.

Cousin Dave is feelin' lucky today. He's getting married! Congratulations to Dave and his lovely bride, who are even as we speak trucking down to Joliet for the ceremony.

How about you? You feelin' lucky? Tell me a story about something lucky that happened to you. Meet a girl/boy? Get a sweet apartment? Score some primo weed? Get to shake hands with the lead singer of Stryper? Find a bag full of money? Tell me your lucky stories.
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