Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

More dialogue from an nonexistent sitcom

I have a distinct memory of having done this before, but I can't find any examples of it. Oh well. (EDIT: Oh, wait. Here they are.)

KINGMAN: Hey, I have a great idea.

TIM: Oh, boy.

KINGMAN: Why 'Oh, boy'?

TIM: Because the only time you ever say that is right after you've woken up from a nap, and your great ideas are always based on a dream you just had.


TIM: So they don't make any sense.

DOOLEY: Just let him go. I don't feel like working.

TIM: All right, let's hear it.

KINGMAN: We should have a fundraiser to help Adam West get a new artificial leg.

TIM: I hate to say I told you so, but...

KINGMAN: What do you mean?

DOOLEY: Adam West doesn't have an artificial leg, boss.

KINGMAN: Haven't you people ever heard of preventive medicine?

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