However, sometime during the wee hours of the morning, one of my cats vomitted prodigiously all over the first paragraph. Aside from the implied criticism, this was unfortunate, because it made the ink run and rendered said paragraph unreadable.
I am sure I am meant to draw a lesson from this. However, I am not sure which of the following is the correct lesson.
1. Don't read in bed.
2. Don't leave the only copy of something on the floor where your cat can puke on it.
3. Don't have cats.
4. Use the laser printer at your office instead of the inkjet printer.
5. Don't write lead-in paragraphs so bad that they make animals throw up.