BIG LEO'S TROLLING TIPS:
Tip 1. Post irony-impervious stuff like "no one cares what you think" or "I can't believe you waste time doing this".
Tip 2: Threaten violence constantly. Nothing is more super-awesome than an internet tough guy.
Tip 3: If someone makes a spelling or typographical error, everything else about their opinion is rendered valueless.
Tip 4: Be a fox. Knowing a little bit about lots of things makes you smarter than someone who knows lots about one thing.
Tip 5: Your lack of patience and focus is an asset. If something on the internet isn't catering to you, it's wrong.
Tip 6: It goes without saying that art is subjective, but that doesn't mean someone who hates your favorite band isn't an idiot.
Tip 7: When faced with a 10-point response to your argument, focus on the one point that is easiest to refute. Winner=you!
Tip 8: Calling someone an 'elitist' or an 'intellectual' is an insult for which there is no comeback, unless it's you.
Tip 9: Always assume your target forgot to mention something, not that they didn't think it was worth mentioning.
Tip 10: Best thing to say: "I can't believe they PAY you to do this." I can't believe it either! Awesome, isn't it?
Tip 11: React first, then read. If the article had anything important to say, they would have put it in the title.
Tip 12: Rigor is an overrated quality. If you have to read something closely to figure it out, it wasn't worth writing.
TEN TROLL COMMANDMENTS:
I: If you think it, say it. An unspoken thought is poison to the soul.
II: Your first instinct is always the right one.
III: If something was worthwhile, you'd already know about it.
IV: Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
V: Thoughtful argument is for faggots. "Idiocracy" wasn't a satire; it was a blueprint.
VI: Everything is about politics, always.
VII: You don't have to know anything about it to hate it.
VIII: Ignorance and pedantry are both excellent weapons; there's no reason to choose just one.
IX: Happiness = reaction-time. Nine hours of trolling for two angry responses is time well spent.
X: Never apologize, even when you're wrong. ESPECIALLY when you're wrong.